Scott: Jay bought me a mug covered with dirty phrases from Shakespearean plays.
Hanah: that's nice of him
Scott: I'm very fond of it.
"pick the lock"
"assault between the sheets"
"Change the cod's head with the salmon's tail"
I haven't figured that one out yet.
Hanah: you could try googling it
Scott: "you could try googling it" is also on the mug.