Thursday, July 08, 2010

It's not redacted; their names really are BOSS 1 and BOSS 2. I work in a Dr. Seuss book.

SCOTT: Loren's in there with BOSS 1 right now.

I know. I just managed to get out of it.

Were you hiding behind your desk?

NEW COWORKER: I've got to say, BOSS 1 and BOSS 2 come up with the weirdest projects.

Yeah. And you weren't here when we built the catapult. BOSS 2 came in, said, look, this'll cut our commute time in half.

Tuesday, July 06, 2010


RICHARD: That's the great thing about soccer. With baseball, if you go to a bar, everybody's cheering for their own team. But with soccer, the whole country's cheering for the same side. It's just like--

SCOTT: World War Two?

RICHARD: I was going to say "the Olympics."