Thursday, July 29, 2010

Abogados

SCOTT: Hola, Carlos. ¿Sabìas acerca del terrorista que secuestrò un aviòn lleno de abogados?

CARLOS: No, what happened?

SCOTT: ¡Amenazò con liberar uno cada hora si sus demandas no eran cumplidas!

CARLOS: Is good.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Catch the Latin Bug

SCOTT: In fact, I checked the website today, and someone else had joined the group.

CARLOS: Really?

SCOTT: It's true.

CARLOS: A girl?

SCOTT: Lo siento, Carlos.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Record Attendance Nonetheless

WOMAN: Excuse me, what language are you speaking?

SCOTT:
It should be Latin.

WOMAN:
Oh. I'm looking for the French group.

SCOTT:
Come back in a thousand years.