Abogados

SCOTT: Hola, Carlos. ¿Sabìas acerca del terrorista que secuestrò un aviòn lleno de abogados?

CARLOS: No, what happened?

SCOTT: ¡Amenazò con liberar uno cada hora si sus demandas no eran cumplidas!

CARLOS: Is good.

Catch the Latin Bug

SCOTT: In fact, I checked the website today, and someone else had joined the group.

CARLOS: Really?

SCOTT: It's true.

CARLOS: A girl?

SCOTT: Lo siento, Carlos.

Record Attendance Nonetheless

WOMAN: Excuse me, what language are you speaking?

SCOTT: It should be Latin.

WOMAN: Oh. I'm looking for the French group.

SCOTT: Come back in a thousand years.