Thursday, October 20, 2011

His Brother was Going to Be Francis Bacon

SCOTT: I was going to get a pot-bellied pig, but apparently they count as livestock in Virginia, so you need a couple acres.

JAY: That's too bad.

SCOTT: I know. Cause I was going to name him Hamilcar Barca, Carthaginean Conqueror!

JAY: Meh.

SCOTT: Barcelona was named after him!

JAY: Meh.

SCOTT: Meh? That is singularly one of the greatest pet pig names available!

JAY: Ok.

SCOTT: Plus Hamlet was too easy.