SCOTT: I was going to get a pot-bellied pig, but apparently they count as livestock in Virginia, so you need a couple acres.
JAY: That's too bad.
SCOTT: I know. Cause I was going to name him Hamilcar Barca, Carthaginean Conqueror!
SCOTT: Barcelona was named after him!
SCOTT: Meh? That is singularly one of the greatest pet pig names available!
SCOTT: Plus Hamlet was too easy.