Sunday, September 23, 2012

Panda

SCOTT: The baby panda died.

JAY: Awww.

SCOTT: They administered CPR.

JAY: I bet that was cute.

SCOTT: It was the most adorable CPR of all time. And listen, "[she] had five cubs during the 1980s... One of the cubs was stillborn; two others died of pneumonia within a day; another died from lack of oxygen after birth; and the final cub died of an infection after four days." I tell you what, God hates this species.