Of course, it wasn't long before the water turned silty, brackish and then disappeared altogether. As cruel as Caldwell B. Cladwell was, his measures effectively regulated water consumption, sparing the town the same fate as the phantom Urinetown. Hope chose to ignore the warning signs, however, preferring to bask in the people's love for as long as it lasted.
What kind of musical is this?! The good guys finally take over and then everything starts falling apart.
Like I said, Little Sally. This isn't a happy musical.
But the music's so happy!
Yes, Little Sally. Yes it is.
Such a fever. If only I had a cool, tall glass of water, maybe I'd have a fighting chance.
But don't you see, Mrs. Strong? The glass of water's inside you, it always has been.
Of course it has.
Mark Hollmann, Greg Kotis, Urinetown